1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,080 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,839 And then she says to him, she says, 3 00:00:03,839 --> 00:00:04,639 Now! 4 00:00:04,639 --> 00:00:07,520 How I picture this scene kind of playing out 5 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:11,839 is like Vorunax climbs in and shuts the door behind him. 6 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:15,280 And there's just rocks back and forth 7 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,640 until there's just like a splat across all the windows. 8 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,039 Thea and Grancis are just watching from the outside. 9 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:23,600 Yeah. 10 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,679 Just being like, I wouldn't want to be that thing. 11 00:00:25,679 --> 00:00:26,879 No. 12 00:00:26,879 --> 00:00:29,759 Yeah, they should have built the doors a little bit bigger. 13 00:00:29,759 --> 00:00:31,039 Maybe it could have gotten out. 14 00:00:31,039 --> 00:00:31,920 God, do you think? 15 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,519 Oh, it's going to be everywhere. 16 00:00:33,519 --> 00:00:35,600 Yeah, no, it's gotten into everything. 17 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,320 Like everybody's going to have to have. 18 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,920 That's going to need some detailing. 19 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,159 They probably don't have baths down here. 20 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:42,960 This is not good. 21 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,719 Do you think there's like a squeegee or something? 22 00:00:44,719 --> 00:00:46,480 Can't even see out those windows anymore. 23 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:50,480 We see everybody go up to the helm, 24 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,799 the cockpit of this machine and look around. 25 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,840 Does anybody know how to start it? 26 00:00:55,840 --> 00:01:00,560 I search a nearby body of one of the redcaps. 27 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,120 See if I can find a coin. 28 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,760 And I look under like the visor 29 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,080 like they always do in movies. 30 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,240 And Thea hops out and grabs the immovable rod. 31 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,120 Good call. 32 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,240 Give it a shot. 33 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,439 I flip Flint a coin. 34 00:01:17,439 --> 00:01:18,719 Coins flipped. 35 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,640 Flint slides it in and the engine roars to life 36 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,599 as it screams out across the landscape. 37 00:01:25,599 --> 00:01:30,159 It begins to roll towards the watchtowers at the River Styx. 38 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:36,400 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 39 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,159 I'm your dungeon master Russ More. 40 00:01:38,159 --> 00:01:41,519 He, him also with me today is Amy More. 41 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:42,799 Yeah, she, her. 42 00:01:42,799 --> 00:01:45,920 And today I will be playing Thea Amastasia. 43 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,640 She, her and Gile Nighthunter Oglokanu. 44 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:51,439 She, they. 45 00:01:51,439 --> 00:01:52,560 And Tom Laird. 46 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,599 Yeah, that's me. 47 00:01:53,599 --> 00:01:55,680 He, him and I am playing Flint Firebeard 48 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,599 who also goes with he, him. 49 00:01:57,599 --> 00:01:58,719 And Carla Max dead. 50 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,920 She, her playing Lipsinki Pipdiggins. 51 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,120 Also she, her. 52 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,000 Kyle Claset. 53 00:02:04,799 --> 00:02:05,680 Hey everyone. 54 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,000 He, him and I'm going to be playing Voronox. 55 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,199 Also he, him. 56 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:11,599 And because everything he says turns to gold 57 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,360 it's Cicero Holmes. 58 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,400 He, him. 59 00:02:15,039 --> 00:02:17,200 And I will be playing Dents. 60 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,480 And he, him for me too. 61 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,719 So happy to have Dents back. 62 00:02:22,719 --> 00:02:24,879 And Dents is here because of, 63 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,080 primarily because of the live show 64 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,719 and just an off comment in a post question 65 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,319 that was thrown to Cicero, not thrown to Dents. 66 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:36,000 It was thrown to Cicero about Dents. 67 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,080 And now we have you here and we are so happy for it. 68 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,920 Thank you for being here everybody. 69 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,800 Well, you know, the universe, the universe calls. 70 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,880 All I can do is answer. 71 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:47,760 That's right. 72 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,680 And we give the fans what they want 73 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,680 because they were all very excited about that. 74 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,240 About that lore that we're gonna create right now 75 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,520 that we previously thought about. 76 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,080 I have the high ground. 77 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:58,580 That's right. 78 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,480 You can hear that live show that we just did 79 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,160 when we hit a hundred patrons 80 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,560 that included both Kyle and Cicero. 81 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:12,000 And it was a blast at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 82 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,719 When you become a patron, you get that. 83 00:03:14,719 --> 00:03:16,879 But you also get an episode dedicated to you. 84 00:03:16,879 --> 00:03:20,000 Like today's patron, Chris Harrison. 85 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:20,960 Thanks Chris. 86 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,000 Thanks Chris. 87 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,520 Thank you so much. 88 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,199 Dang, you're so awesome. 89 00:03:25,759 --> 00:03:28,879 Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 90 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:30,719 And now fuck it, let's play. 91 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:38,400 We hear the sounds of a crunching machine 92 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,159 rolling up and over the hills 93 00:03:40,159 --> 00:03:44,800 and sounds of screaming and torture off in the distance. 94 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:52,560 Hot wind blows across the front of this infernal war machine 95 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:56,080 that grinds to a halt at the edge of 96 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,640 what was a crudely shaped road of skulls. 97 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:03,439 As our heroes step out, 98 00:04:04,319 --> 00:04:07,759 they look out and over a dock scene. 99 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:13,760 There are people lined up and boats ferrying to and from. 100 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:17,120 In the background is down at the boardwalk playing. 101 00:04:18,319 --> 00:04:18,720 Yes. 102 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,240 Because I think it should be. 103 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,879 But like a weird like warped record. 104 00:04:22,879 --> 00:04:23,680 Mm hmm. 105 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,360 Like a spooky version. 106 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,560 Otis Redding is, he's there, 107 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,360 but the sound is just coming out of his open mouth. 108 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,439 Terrifying. 109 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,519 As if he is the speaker. 110 00:04:35,519 --> 00:04:36,079 Yeah. 111 00:04:36,079 --> 00:04:37,680 Oh, gross. 112 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:38,800 Because you're in hell. 113 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,240 You know, I never got around here that much. 114 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,240 I actually, this is pretty nice. 115 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,759 Well, this reminds me, are you, 116 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,920 this time thing is so confusing, 117 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,319 but are you in that apartment 118 00:04:50,319 --> 00:04:52,639 where you have that huge sculpture 119 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:53,920 made out of all the skulls? 120 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,480 Because it's quite reminiscent of this road 121 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,560 and it was very cool. 122 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,680 It was like, you guys, 123 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,639 it was like this sort of art installation 124 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:04,800 and it was huge and you could flip that switch, 125 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,120 remember, and kind of blood would pour out of their eyes. 126 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,480 It was really just beautiful. 127 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,920 Where did you get skulls? 128 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,480 Just all over the place. 129 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,240 They're just, they're around 130 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,800 when you work for Orcus. 131 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:22,079 Now, did you hire like an interior designer for this? 132 00:05:22,079 --> 00:05:23,360 I mean, they are made of skulls, 133 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,160 so interior designer is a very apt way to put it. 134 00:05:27,199 --> 00:05:28,079 Okay. 135 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:28,720 I get it. 136 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:32,319 Oh, this is a creepy conversation. 137 00:05:32,319 --> 00:05:34,160 But yes, I just had that feature finished. 138 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,759 Just, yeah, sorry. 139 00:05:35,759 --> 00:05:39,680 Did you put my skull in the keystone spot 140 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,519 like you said you were going to? 141 00:05:41,519 --> 00:05:44,560 Yes, did you choose skull of people you knew? 142 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,360 Oh, of course. 143 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,319 The entire- 144 00:05:46,319 --> 00:05:48,399 I forgot you were past Vorunax. 145 00:05:48,399 --> 00:05:50,800 The entire keystone is just you. 146 00:05:51,599 --> 00:05:52,099 Wow. 147 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,240 Well, that's a real honor. 148 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:56,639 I think you're giving them a little- 149 00:05:56,639 --> 00:05:57,599 That's pretty special. 150 00:05:58,399 --> 00:05:58,959 You know, so much time- 151 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,240 Don't let that go to your head. 152 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,639 So much time being tortured down in the abyss 153 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:03,360 and you get- 154 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,240 Hold your head high. 155 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,879 You get that kind of treatment after you go? 156 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:08,879 Oh, yeah. 157 00:06:08,879 --> 00:06:10,800 You can't get that at the Marriott? 158 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,439 Yeah. 159 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,480 Good benefits package. 160 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,680 Good severance package. 161 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:14,480 Not a sponsor. 162 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,439 I mean, I would hope not if you can't even get that at the- 163 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,120 No, right? 164 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,840 If someone isn't going to take my skull from my body 165 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:26,480 and put it in some sort of art installment after I leave, 166 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,920 then I don't even want to stay there. 167 00:06:28,879 --> 00:06:31,360 I mean, it sounds like y'all are coming around to Orcus 168 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,400 and I just- 169 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,040 I mean- 170 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:35,920 No, no, no, no, no. 171 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:36,480 Okay, all right. 172 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:37,520 Don't- 173 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:38,720 Yeah, we're just- 174 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:39,600 We're making small talk. 175 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,639 Anyway, I was under the impression there was 176 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,879 one ferryman across the River Styx. 177 00:06:46,879 --> 00:06:47,759 Is that just- 178 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:49,759 Is that just like make-believe? 179 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:51,199 I thought that was common knowledge? 180 00:06:51,199 --> 00:06:53,439 That is also what I had heard, but it looks like- 181 00:06:53,439 --> 00:06:54,400 I mean, look at- 182 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:54,960 There's so- 183 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:56,720 There's so many. 184 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,160 How do we even pick one? 185 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,600 There's a whole situation down here. 186 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,920 You begin to move up and towards the dock 187 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,600 and the line's going pretty quick 188 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,640 and by the time you get up to the front of the line, 189 00:07:09,439 --> 00:07:13,600 there is a tall robed figure, 190 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,240 a very gaunt and inset. 191 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,600 He's checking his clipboard 192 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,080 and sees you walk up and looks down 193 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,439 and down at the very end of the dock 194 00:07:25,519 --> 00:07:30,480 There's this like ramshackle old sailboat 195 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,560 with tarps all across the top 196 00:07:34,959 --> 00:07:38,959 and you see a figure, a shadowy figure 197 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,720 standing at the helm of that one 198 00:07:41,279 --> 00:07:43,759 and he says, names, please. 199 00:07:45,519 --> 00:07:49,759 And I just kind of turn to Vorunax and be like, 200 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,480 we did not properly plan this out. 201 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,680 Do we give him our real names? 202 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:54,959 Do they know our names anyway? 203 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:55,840 Do we give fake names? 204 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:56,480 What do we do here? 205 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,080 I didn't- 206 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,400 I didn't think names mattered down here. 207 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,720 So, no. 208 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,520 And I just walk past him. 209 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,120 Excuse me, sir. 210 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,440 We require a payment to be ferried. 211 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,360 Oh, payment we can do. 212 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:12,640 Yes, are you on- 213 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,520 Names we can't. 214 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:13,920 We don't- 215 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:14,640 We lost them. 216 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,440 Well, you've passed the test. 217 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,880 There's no names on this list. 218 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,640 I just stand here looking important. 219 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,960 So you don't even need the money? 220 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,240 Well, no, I do need the money. 221 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,439 That's the one thing I do need. 222 00:08:25,439 --> 00:08:27,040 It just says, take money. 223 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,759 If they give you your name, well, you own their soul. 224 00:08:31,759 --> 00:08:33,519 I always got to read the fine print. 225 00:08:33,519 --> 00:08:34,320 It's kind of a trick. 226 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,600 Now, how much of that actually goes to the ferrymen? 227 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,799 If I just paid them directly, 228 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:40,720 wouldn't that cut you out and benefit them more? 229 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,639 I'm more of a contractor. 230 00:08:42,639 --> 00:08:44,399 I make sure ferrymen- 231 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,000 It's a busy time for ferrymen. 232 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,360 We've had to bring on some new blood 233 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,960 to really just pick up the pace. 234 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,240 You saw there was a big rush. 235 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,120 There was a big rush. 236 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,480 You just got in right at the end 237 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,639 and there's only one ferry left. 238 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,879 It'll be eons before another one comes back. 239 00:09:01,759 --> 00:09:03,280 Like literal eons? 240 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:04,639 I look to the rest of the group. 241 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:06,639 Soul coin. 242 00:09:06,639 --> 00:09:08,160 You can pay him whatever you want. 243 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:11,759 Taps his skeletal finger in his hand. 244 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:15,519 All right, I bust out and put a soul coin. 245 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,879 It screams as you transfer it to his hand 246 00:09:18,879 --> 00:09:21,120 and he grasps it tight 247 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,840 and there's like this, he kind of smells it, 248 00:09:25,279 --> 00:09:27,440 puts it in his pocket, as you were. 249 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,440 Head on down to the boat. 250 00:09:30,639 --> 00:09:31,600 That was so gross. 251 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,720 I mean, did anyone else think he was going to smell the money? 252 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,600 No, I hadn't even considered that as a possibility, but- 253 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,240 I kind of want to smell one now. 254 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:42,399 I don't recommend it. 255 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:44,240 I spend a weekend huffing souls 256 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:48,879 and it was a very, very bleak weekend. 257 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:49,379 Noted. 258 00:09:50,259 --> 00:09:50,980 Okay. 259 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:53,620 You make your way down the dock 260 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:57,460 and to a catwalk leading up into this sailboat. 261 00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,000 Hello? 262 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:02,179 Yeah, hello. 263 00:10:02,179 --> 00:10:03,860 Well, where are you going? 264 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:07,700 You know, just playing. 265 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,200 Okay. 266 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,340 You can only go one place. 267 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:10,980 You're funny. 268 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:14,100 Sorry, could you describe Dents once again 269 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,340 as these characters see him? 270 00:10:16,340 --> 00:10:22,899 Yeah, so Dents is, he's an Arakorka, 271 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:27,379 which is a great character name that I can never say. 272 00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:28,100 A great race. 273 00:10:29,139 --> 00:10:31,620 It's always good to not be able to pronounce a race 274 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:38,660 and he is, I don't know, so he's about six, five, six, six. 275 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:42,420 I don't know what that is in meters because I'm an American. 276 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:44,180 No, we do high feet inches. 277 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:45,139 Two and a bit. 278 00:10:45,139 --> 00:10:46,019 Two and a bit. 279 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:46,659 All right. 280 00:10:46,659 --> 00:10:47,059 All right. 281 00:10:47,059 --> 00:10:47,939 There we go. 282 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,139 So we measure things in Canada. 283 00:10:49,139 --> 00:10:49,939 How tall are you? 284 00:10:49,939 --> 00:10:50,419 Two and a bit. 285 00:10:50,419 --> 00:10:50,980 Two and a bit. 286 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:53,699 How are you now? 287 00:10:54,580 --> 00:11:01,860 So yeah, and he's, so you can't really see his feathers 288 00:11:02,659 --> 00:11:04,740 because he is kind of robed, 289 00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:08,980 but you do definitely see his face, which is, 290 00:11:09,939 --> 00:11:13,460 you know, it's a, he's dark feathered. 291 00:11:15,539 --> 00:11:22,500 And he's, his, his hair is kind of like, or hair. 292 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:26,419 So at the top of his head, they're kind of like in braids, 293 00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:31,139 straight, straight back on his scalp. 294 00:11:31,139 --> 00:11:35,379 And, and, and then like, I guess, tied back into a ponytail 295 00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:39,939 as he lifts his, his hood off to reveal himself. 296 00:11:39,939 --> 00:11:43,379 So they're almost, almost kind of knotted, knotted back there. 297 00:11:44,179 --> 00:11:45,620 But he, yeah, he is tall. 298 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:50,259 There's not much that you can make out 299 00:11:50,259 --> 00:11:54,899 in terms of facial features because of, of his race, 300 00:11:54,899 --> 00:11:59,059 but, you know, he's dense. 301 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:06,580 You know, well, this is quite a bit of you. 302 00:12:07,299 --> 00:12:08,899 Is, is that a problem? 303 00:12:09,539 --> 00:12:12,500 Well, usually it's just one or two, but 304 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:16,019 I don't know, maybe it'll cost you extra. 305 00:12:16,019 --> 00:12:16,419 Maybe? 306 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:22,419 There's, yeah, there's, there's no water or candy in the back. 307 00:12:22,419 --> 00:12:23,139 Sorry about that. 308 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:27,460 And this is the worst Uber I've ever taken. 309 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:31,059 And yeah, the, the only thing I've got here is, 310 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:33,539 it's my mixtape. 311 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:38,580 Look, there's some is blue and some is red, 312 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:40,580 but I mixed them up. 313 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:45,700 And then, so like sometimes you can make purple ones. 314 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:46,580 Here, check this out. 315 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,660 It's my mixtape. 316 00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:50,660 Very nice. 317 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:53,780 Wow, that's very, very cool. 318 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:59,940 We did pay the man back there, but we, we asked him, 319 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:03,780 we assume we also offer you some sort of rotuity or, 320 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,980 I mean, cause he's getting the majority of that, isn't he? 321 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:08,659 Well, yeah, he gets all of that. 322 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,340 That's just, yeah, that's, that's the entrance fee. 323 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:14,019 Okay. 324 00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:19,700 But then, you know, we suggest that you, 325 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,899 you, donations are appreciated. 326 00:13:24,899 --> 00:13:29,139 We, we have suggestions on, on how much you pay someone, 327 00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:30,899 but, you know, it's up to you. 328 00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:35,060 Is it like a sliding scale sort of thing? 329 00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:37,140 Give what you can. 330 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:39,380 It's a gig economy. 331 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:40,340 I have heard that. 332 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:41,380 Yeah. 333 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:44,340 I mean, we, we both used to be evil, 334 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,020 but we're not assholes. 335 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:49,380 Obviously we're going to give you a good rotuity 336 00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:51,220 because we're not monsters. 337 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:54,420 We're just reformed killers. 338 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,060 I mean, it has, it has been a while. 339 00:13:57,060 --> 00:14:00,580 So what do you think the proper rotuity for a trip 340 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,580 to say Thanatos would be? 341 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:08,580 Oh, oh, so there is a different place you wanted to go. 342 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:16,580 Oh, well, well, I would say a soul coin 343 00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:18,500 definitely get you there. 344 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:20,980 I think we still have some of those. 345 00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,660 Will it get us there safely? 346 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:24,580 Oh, well, then that would, 347 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:26,900 that would be two or three soul coins. 348 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,740 How many soul coins do we have? 349 00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:31,860 How many soul coins do they have? 350 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,220 I think you, I think you. 351 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,259 Like we were telling you. 352 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:35,539 Yeah, that's right. 353 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:38,419 Cicero, take your headphones off. 354 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,259 Just show me, show me the number. 355 00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:41,139 Earmuffs, earmuffs. 356 00:14:41,139 --> 00:14:42,820 Put your, put your hands down here 357 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,899 and give me a one, two, three, four. 358 00:14:44,899 --> 00:14:46,820 I think, I think it's seven. 359 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:50,019 No, yeah, I was going to say 360 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:53,220 show Amy secretly, but that's okay. 361 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:54,820 Player knowledge, character knowledge. 362 00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:58,740 Now dense doesn't know, only Cicero. 363 00:14:58,740 --> 00:15:01,620 Dense knows nothing, but we've used some. 364 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:02,019 We did. 365 00:15:02,019 --> 00:15:06,340 We had to use one in order to power the thing. 366 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:06,820 Right. 367 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,500 And then we just paid one, so. 368 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,179 And then some others. 369 00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:10,580 Yeah. 370 00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:10,980 Maybe. 371 00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:13,139 Yeah, Snifdom, what did you do with them? 372 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:14,100 No. 373 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:15,700 Problem. 374 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:16,580 They're all used up. 375 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:20,340 So we have a few. 376 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,179 Let's just, let's just assume we have a few of them. 377 00:15:22,179 --> 00:15:24,580 Perhaps we give one now 378 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,500 and one when we safely arrive. 379 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:27,940 I like that option. 380 00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:31,379 Okay, well, sure. 381 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:32,100 All right. 382 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:37,220 Well, we can go then if you're, if you want to go. 383 00:15:38,899 --> 00:15:40,500 Yeah, I think time is of the essence. 384 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,100 We should probably go now. 385 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:42,419 All right. 386 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:45,940 Well, then let's get started. 387 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:51,139 Dense shoves off and he starts to row. 388 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:58,820 So do you guys come around here, you know, often? 389 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:01,780 Uh, first time for me. 390 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,700 Yeah, first time over here. 391 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:07,460 Um, how do you, how does one become a ferryman? 392 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:11,940 Well, uh, I think, like I said, oh, I'm sorry. 393 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:12,820 Dense is my name. 394 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:15,220 I am your ferryman tonight. 395 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:18,260 And, uh, if you look off to your right, you'll see nothing. 396 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:23,060 And, uh, if you look off to your left, you'll see more nothing. 397 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,540 Ooh, that nothing's fun. 398 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:32,100 Yes, you may, um, enjoy some of the screams of the damned. 399 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:35,140 And, uh, how did I, how did I get started? 400 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:42,260 Um, well, uh, as, as, as, as I said, uh, it's a gig economy. 401 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:48,820 And, uh, you know, the one thing that I know, I don't know a lot about a lot of things. 402 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:53,460 The one thing I know is that, uh, in order to eat, 403 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,980 you need to be fed. 404 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,340 And in order to be fed, you need to get food. 405 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:02,580 And in order to get food, you gotta pay for it. 406 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,740 In order to pay for it, you gotta get money. 407 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:34,340 We cut ahead several, several hours and you're winding down the, the, the river moves very slowly. 408 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:41,779 And, uh, it's just where it's like flashing in and out of different parts of Dense's life. 409 00:17:41,779 --> 00:17:48,819 As we get here, um, until dense, you notice up ahead, uh, there's a ridge that is kind of 410 00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:53,539 rolls up and into further back into the land of Avernus. 411 00:17:53,539 --> 00:18:01,859 And you hear, uh, over the, the low splashing waves and the, uh, screams of the damned. 412 00:18:04,099 --> 00:18:05,059 That one's falling. 413 00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:11,939 And, and, and in order to get, uh, food, uh, you've gotta get more money 414 00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:14,659 to work with things and, oh, wait a minute. 415 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,099 There's a sound of an infernal war machine, 416 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:24,020 like just beyond where you can see grinding up and towards your location. 417 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,420 That how, oh, wait a minute. 418 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:29,460 Is there a problem? 419 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:33,860 You stopped your extra long story about the gig economy. 420 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:37,380 Did you, did you hear, did you hear that? 421 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:45,700 You all look and turn to a ridge, uh, further down the river and there is, um, 422 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:49,860 a two wheeled war machine with like this red haired figure. 423 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:54,900 It's Smiler who's come back up and a bigger war machine coming in behind. 424 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:59,779 Dense, you notice immediately that it's got the brand of Mad Maggie on this larger war machine. 425 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,019 And Smiler, he's, he's, you can't hear what he's saying. 426 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:06,900 He's too far down, but he's pointing at you. 427 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:10,019 And they're positioning this larger war machine. 428 00:19:10,019 --> 00:19:14,100 It has like these giant spear guns on the back. 429 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:17,380 And it looks like they're prepping them to fire them at you. 430 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:20,020 Oh, this bitch. 431 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,380 I can't believe this guy. 432 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:24,180 At first we see him pee like a hundred times. 433 00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:27,860 And then he ditches us as soon as shit starts to get kind of real. 434 00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,380 And then now he's what? 435 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,300 Ambushing us? 436 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,500 This is he wants soul coins back. 437 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,300 What does he want? 438 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,380 I want to fuck him up. 439 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:40,340 This is, hey, this is one of those guys that we can. 440 00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:40,840 Yeah. 441 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:42,180 Right. 442 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:42,900 He's a bad guy. 443 00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:45,060 He seems kind of bad. 444 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:48,420 He was like, I mean, we used him a little bit there at the beginning to get what we needed, 445 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,100 but it was mutually beneficial. 446 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,660 And now he's being an asshole and turning his back. 447 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:53,460 I don't think so. 448 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:58,500 Wait, uh, you guys have problems with Mad Maggie? 449 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,100 Oh, no. 450 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,300 We've got problems with Smiler. 451 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,220 We don't even know Mad Maggie. 452 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:03,780 That red hair. 453 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,420 This is the first I've heard of Mad Maggie. 454 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:07,300 We know him. 455 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:08,740 Who's? 456 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:11,780 Those are, those are Mad Maggie's vehicles over there. 457 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:19,059 And is she somebody who's like a welcome wagon or somebody very friendly who's probably... 458 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,819 Are y'all on good terms? 459 00:20:22,819 --> 00:20:26,180 Well, yeah, I'm on, I'm on good terms with Mad Maggie. 460 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:28,019 I don't want to be on bad terms with her. 461 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:32,180 We were not on bad terms with Mad Maggie. 462 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:32,980 Well, it looks like... 463 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,379 Or Smiler, for that matter. 464 00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:37,139 Oh, is that the, who's that is? 465 00:20:37,139 --> 00:20:37,940 That's Smiler? 466 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:40,500 Yeah. 467 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,819 He turns and begins peeing into the wind. 468 00:20:44,019 --> 00:20:44,819 Just laughing. 469 00:20:46,339 --> 00:20:47,779 He's not even holding it, is he? 470 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,140 No, he's just waving it. 471 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:49,539 He's just waving it. 472 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,339 God damn it. 473 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:51,619 You see... 474 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,420 Fucking Chaos Demon, Jesus! 475 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:58,980 You see what looks like two people and they are, they are conjoined at the hip. 476 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,619 They are hopping up on top of this larger war machine 477 00:21:03,619 --> 00:21:05,779 and you hear like this large crank that they're pulling. 478 00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:08,819 That does not sound good. 479 00:21:08,819 --> 00:21:10,019 No, it doesn't. 480 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:13,619 No, I think they want me to go over there. 481 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:19,139 Maybe we can row faster and... 482 00:21:19,139 --> 00:21:20,420 Yeah, do you have more oars? 483 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:24,339 We could all maybe just like really kind of get it going and just... 484 00:21:24,339 --> 00:21:25,539 I'm very strong. 485 00:21:25,539 --> 00:21:27,539 I can do this so fast. 486 00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:28,660 They're very strong. 487 00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:33,539 If you look to your sides, you get an oar and you get an oar and you get an oar. 488 00:21:33,539 --> 00:21:36,420 Everyone gets an oar. 489 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:40,420 Are you going to give up easily or are we going to have to pull you in? 490 00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:43,620 Russ, quick question. 491 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,380 Is Smiler within 60 feet of me? 492 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,460 How long do rivers go? 493 00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:51,140 Mean widthwise? 494 00:21:51,779 --> 00:21:52,900 Title of episode? 495 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,340 How long do rivers go? 496 00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:56,259 How long does river go? 497 00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:00,500 Well, say you're approaching that distance. 498 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,779 How far is the range on the harpoon? 499 00:22:03,779 --> 00:22:05,300 The harpoon is 120 feet. 500 00:22:05,299 --> 00:22:07,460 So they would position themselves pretty far down the river. 501 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:11,379 So we'll say you're probably at like 80 to 100 feet from them. 502 00:22:11,379 --> 00:22:12,180 But closing. 503 00:22:14,019 --> 00:22:17,859 Once we get within 60 feet, once Smiler is within 60 feet of us, 504 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,539 I'm going to cast darkness on his machine. 505 00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:26,180 Cicero, how fast do we think your boat moves per round? 506 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:27,379 Just guesstimating. 507 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:34,019 Guessing, I would say per round, I would probably say 40 feet. 508 00:22:34,819 --> 00:22:38,099 Okay, that sounds like a slow moving river. 509 00:22:38,099 --> 00:22:41,059 If we're all paddling, 40 feet sounds pretty good. 510 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:44,099 Yeah, that would probably pick up the pace to make it that 40 feet. 511 00:22:44,099 --> 00:22:44,740 Absolutely. 512 00:22:45,539 --> 00:22:46,099 Love it. 513 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:50,740 Okay, they're going to fire their harpoon flinger at you. 514 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:51,859 Harpoon flinger. 515 00:22:51,859 --> 00:22:52,740 Harpoon flinger. 516 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,379 Aiming for the boat, which is an 18 to hit. 517 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,619 What's our boat's boat? 518 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:05,540 Boat AC, I think sits around between a 10 to a 12, 519 00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:07,540 being that it's just a sailboat. 520 00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:09,060 But it's covered in tarps. 521 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,060 You did mention the tarps. 522 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,500 I will make it the 12. 523 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,060 12 for tarps. 524 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:15,780 Yeah, you will. 525 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:17,700 Plus two for tarps. 526 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:24,420 So you hear this like, and this harpoon soars through the air towards you. 527 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:28,500 I'll give anybody a reaction who could do something to deflect it. 528 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,660 I'll throw my dwarven hammer at it. 529 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,019 Yeah, I'll step forward with his shield. 530 00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:38,980 We got shield in case the dwarven hammer misses. 531 00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:41,380 So give me an attack roll with your dwarven hammer. 532 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:41,779 Do it. 533 00:23:41,779 --> 00:23:42,100 Please. 534 00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:43,460 All right, coming up. 535 00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:45,060 It's going to be such a cool moment. 536 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:47,620 That is, with a plus 14. 537 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,060 Jesus fucking Christ. 538 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:49,940 32. 539 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:51,779 You know what? 540 00:23:51,779 --> 00:23:52,980 It was a 33. 541 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:53,380 Fuck you. 542 00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:56,900 You said 18. 543 00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,140 God damn it. 544 00:23:59,140 --> 00:23:59,640 Yes. 545 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:01,140 Yes, it does hit. 546 00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:07,860 Varnock steps forward with a shield to take a massive, massive harpoon. 547 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:12,259 But Flint, you step forward and whip your dwarven thrower. 548 00:24:12,259 --> 00:24:18,340 And it zips through the air, ringing out and careens into this harpoon, 549 00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:20,980 deflecting it off and into the water below. 550 00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:24,420 And you see hands coming up and like grabbing at it and pulling it down. 551 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,420 And then you hear like, oh, 552 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:29,860 oh, because it was just a harpoon. 553 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,019 And all the souls are sad. 554 00:24:34,019 --> 00:24:34,980 So disappointed. 555 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:41,779 As I catch the dwarven thrower, I flip the bird over at the guy on the shore. 556 00:24:41,779 --> 00:24:43,060 Oh, that's how it is. 557 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:46,180 Hey, Badruck Bill, let's load this baby up. 558 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,300 They're going to take a minute. 559 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:51,300 Thea yells up, excuse me, why are you doing this? 560 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:53,779 Because there's a warrant out for your head. 561 00:24:53,779 --> 00:24:59,779 And in Mad Maggie, you took out a couple of her vehicles there and a bunch of her people. 562 00:24:59,779 --> 00:25:00,980 Yeah, you did. 563 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:02,660 Yeah, you mean the ones you told us to target? 564 00:25:02,660 --> 00:25:04,500 The ones that you got us to target? 565 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,339 Oh, Badruck Bill, don't worry what they're saying. 566 00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:08,660 They were the ones in control. 567 00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:10,259 They were the ones in charge. 568 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,299 Yeah, we're new here. 569 00:25:11,299 --> 00:25:12,980 We're definitely in charge. 570 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:14,099 You're going to listen to this guy. 571 00:25:14,099 --> 00:25:15,779 He pees without holding his willy. 572 00:25:15,779 --> 00:25:18,660 Well, we pee without holding our willies, too. 573 00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:22,180 We're Siamese, so sometimes we hold each other's willies just to be supportive. 574 00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:23,460 It's how it goes. 575 00:25:24,339 --> 00:25:27,859 Well, I mean, you do you, but like, can we maybe talk about this? 576 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:28,359 No. 577 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:32,660 Well, ask an answer, I guess. 578 00:25:32,660 --> 00:25:33,940 Ask an answer, I mean. 579 00:25:35,299 --> 00:25:38,099 Flint will say you went popcorn initiative. 580 00:25:38,099 --> 00:25:41,379 Let's make it cinematic. 581 00:25:42,019 --> 00:25:46,420 All right, as I catch the dwarven thrower and flip him the bird, 582 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:50,099 I point over at Lip Sinky, double finger style. 583 00:25:50,099 --> 00:25:51,460 I'm like, what you got? 584 00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:52,899 Oh, I got something, all right. 585 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:55,540 Could I, so how far away are they now? 586 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,620 120, we'll get them as we keep going. 587 00:25:57,620 --> 00:25:58,980 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 588 00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:00,259 Could I cast? 589 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,660 I haven't gone a full round, so we're still that eight. 590 00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:03,380 Okay, perfect. 591 00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:06,820 I'm going to try and cast Crown of Madness on them 592 00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:10,019 so they need to succeed or one of them. 593 00:26:10,019 --> 00:26:11,700 I'm not sure, you determine that. 594 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:15,700 Has to succeed on a wisdom saving throw or they become charmed by me. 595 00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:17,460 It's what it says. 596 00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:18,500 Russ determines that. 597 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,060 It's written in the guide. 598 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:21,540 Yeah. 599 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:23,379 They are two, you know, two. 600 00:26:23,379 --> 00:26:27,700 Well, if they have two brains and she can only target one, 601 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,059 they're two people, this is it. 602 00:26:29,059 --> 00:26:30,659 Oh, you're going for Badric and Bill. 603 00:26:30,659 --> 00:26:32,019 Yes, yes. 604 00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:33,299 Yep, got it. 605 00:26:33,299 --> 00:26:35,700 Smiler's just peeing in an uncomfortable way. 606 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:39,299 I mean, I don't like him, but he's not actively firing at us. 607 00:26:39,299 --> 00:26:40,339 Yeah, he's not actively. 608 00:26:41,619 --> 00:26:44,819 Yeah, they both have two separate entities, 609 00:26:44,819 --> 00:26:46,659 so you would have to target one. 610 00:26:46,659 --> 00:26:50,420 Okay, I'll pick one, the one on my left. 611 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:54,019 That's going to be Badric. 612 00:26:54,019 --> 00:26:54,340 Great. 613 00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:56,660 Badric needs to make a wisdom saving throw. 614 00:26:57,620 --> 00:26:58,900 19 on the die. 615 00:26:58,900 --> 00:26:59,860 He's not very smart. 616 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:01,220 I'm going to give him a zero. 617 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,340 It's a 19. 618 00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:04,900 Well, so nothing happens, I think. 619 00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:06,980 Oh, that's unfortunate. 620 00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:07,940 Let me double check. 621 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,380 Hate that. 622 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:10,660 No, it's no fun. 623 00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:12,420 All this cool stuff was going to happen. 624 00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:15,140 He was going to have to throw himself off a cliff. 625 00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:18,980 That would have been fun for Russ to play out 626 00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:20,819 with one half of him being like, 627 00:27:20,819 --> 00:27:25,299 no, we have to go over this cliff. 628 00:27:25,299 --> 00:27:26,420 What did he have to beat? 629 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:27,380 A 17. 630 00:27:28,259 --> 00:27:30,500 It gets high, but a 19. 631 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:34,900 Okay, so Libsynkey just, I think then, 632 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,500 because I read my character sheet a little bit. 633 00:27:37,059 --> 00:27:37,779 Great tip, guys. 634 00:27:37,779 --> 00:27:38,980 Read your character sheets. 635 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:42,339 I guess I can sort of meld into darkness and become invisible, 636 00:27:42,339 --> 00:27:43,620 so I'm going to just do that. 637 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,259 Okay. 638 00:27:44,259 --> 00:27:45,860 It's not going to matter if they sink our boat, 639 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:47,299 but it makes me feel better. 640 00:27:48,259 --> 00:27:52,180 Thea, can you like blast him with something or? 641 00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:52,980 I would love to. 642 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,419 And she leans over to Flint and she's like, 643 00:27:56,419 --> 00:28:02,019 hey, remember Silvery Cove when we were like, 644 00:28:02,899 --> 00:28:05,059 remember, okay, remember all those dark elves? 645 00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:06,819 I mean, it's not really ringing a bell, but. 646 00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:09,379 Okay, never mind. 647 00:28:10,259 --> 00:28:12,019 And she is going to. 648 00:28:17,299 --> 00:28:24,899 I'm going to cast fourth level scat. 649 00:28:32,259 --> 00:28:38,500 Okay, I'm going to call lightning down upon the whole shebang. 650 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:46,099 It is in a 60 foot radius around them on top of that fucking ridge. 651 00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:52,100 Yeah, that's a 14 and a four 14 for the first miler. 652 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:55,220 Okay, well, neither of those work. 653 00:28:55,220 --> 00:28:57,460 So give me some damage. 654 00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:58,900 Yeah, I'm going to do it. 655 00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:01,860 So I'm only casting it at third level. 656 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,900 Yeah, fuck them up, Thea. 657 00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:09,540 Yeah, yeah, I've been able to fuck anybody up in such a long time. 658 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,060 I don't even know what dice I'm using. 659 00:29:11,060 --> 00:29:11,940 I don't want yours. 660 00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:13,940 Don't get out of here. 661 00:29:14,259 --> 00:29:16,259 Sorry, that came off like really. 662 00:29:16,259 --> 00:29:17,059 That was aggressive. 663 00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:17,860 I'm so sorry. 664 00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:20,580 I mean, when you're in hell calling lightning, it's good to be aggressive. 665 00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:23,059 Yeah, I just got all excited. 666 00:29:23,059 --> 00:29:24,500 Okay, 40, 10, here we go. 667 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,259 Oh shit, that one didn't go anywhere. 668 00:29:26,259 --> 00:29:34,259 Okay, 16, 21, 22 lightning damage. 669 00:29:34,259 --> 00:29:40,660 This dusty, murky cloud forms above and it's you can see the static 670 00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:49,620 shooting between the cloud formations as they're coming in and they shoot down 671 00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:55,540 and through these two and they light up like cartoons and you see their skeleton 672 00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:59,540 and then when it clears, there's smoke coming out of their ears 673 00:29:59,540 --> 00:30:03,940 and they look to each other and that really hurt. 674 00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:06,660 You want to talk about it? 675 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:08,660 No, we want to sink you. 676 00:30:09,220 --> 00:30:10,420 Can we paddle harder? 677 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:15,540 I imagine since we each, in my mind, we each have one paddle. 678 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:19,779 So like, I wouldn't say maybe we're not quite in sync yet. 679 00:30:19,779 --> 00:30:21,060 So it's a little. 680 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:23,300 But one person takes a turn, you drift to the left. 681 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:25,620 Well, and Night Hunter is so strong. 682 00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:28,420 Like I'm a no, she's a goliath. 683 00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:32,180 So if we're on it, we'll figure it out. 684 00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:34,740 Yeah, we got this. 685 00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:35,700 Do you want to do anything else? 686 00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:47,940 No, I will, however, ready my second action that if someone were to like hop on, 687 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:55,380 like board the ship, that I would stab them with my daggers. 688 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:57,940 Vorunax, this is your house. 689 00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:59,059 Why don't you clean up a little bit? 690 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:00,200 I will. 691 00:31:02,259 --> 00:31:06,819 I'm going to look at Smiler and I'm going to bust out the good old classic Eldritch Blast. 692 00:31:06,819 --> 00:31:08,659 Yeah, classic for a reason. 693 00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:12,819 He's busy like trying to fix his hair as you're casting your spell. 694 00:31:14,019 --> 00:31:14,819 17? 695 00:31:16,099 --> 00:31:17,220 I believe so, yes. 696 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,619 Rolling damages. 697 00:31:21,299 --> 00:31:21,799 29. 698 00:31:23,379 --> 00:31:28,259 Blasts go out and as he's like fixing his hair and readjusting his crown on his head, 699 00:31:28,819 --> 00:31:31,700 he gets hit by these and blown back to the dirt. 700 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:36,819 And then like this poof of what you know is not dirt. 701 00:31:36,819 --> 00:31:39,700 It's bone dust and gross. 702 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,500 It's like splatters up behind him. 703 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,059 Can you just hear? 704 00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:51,940 There's another as one of these harpoons looses again. 705 00:31:54,259 --> 00:31:55,940 That's a 19 to hit. 706 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:57,539 I'll definitely step forward and take it. 707 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,900 You're going to jump in front of the harpoon. 708 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,740 Yeah, I got an AC of 22. 709 00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:04,420 All right, all right. 710 00:32:05,059 --> 00:32:12,180 Yeah, you jump in front of it with your shield and this long harpoon glints off of it. 711 00:32:18,099 --> 00:32:18,819 Magical. 712 00:32:18,819 --> 00:32:20,740 More disappointed moans. 713 00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:29,299 I hear those disappointed moans and then, Dents, you're first to kind of sense like 714 00:32:29,299 --> 00:32:39,380 just rock in the boat as you feel or as you see rather ghostly hands climbing up the side 715 00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:44,339 of the boat, beginning to try and pull and grab at anything they can from the edges. 716 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:55,940 What dense does is you you look at dense and you see him as he's still paddling furiously. 717 00:32:56,500 --> 00:33:03,220 You can see there's something going on within him and he closes his eyes and when his eyes reopen 718 00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:09,380 instead of the brown eyes, the brownish green eyes that you had seen before, 719 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:11,620 his eyes just become a sea of blue. 720 00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:25,380 He casts wall of water up in front of all of the all of the the the Spears and and Smiler 721 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:27,220 to protect. 722 00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:36,340 So part of the river rises up 30 feet in the air as we're still paddling going forward. 723 00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:44,580 Um, so he senses that those those hands are coming up and trying to grab onto the boat, 724 00:33:44,580 --> 00:33:52,180 but he is equally concerned with the people that are in front of him and he is now concentrating 725 00:33:52,180 --> 00:34:01,060 using this wall of water to protect to create a literal wall of water kind of 10 Commandment 726 00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:05,700 style as as the boat is going forward. 727 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,140 Very cool. 728 00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:07,540 All right. 729 00:34:07,540 --> 00:34:10,500 So you got a disadvantage on the on the range. 730 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:19,539 We picture a bend in the river and Smiler and Badrick and Bill, the Siamese twins, 731 00:34:19,539 --> 00:34:20,900 Barbarian and Cleric. 732 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:23,460 Thank you, Cal Waterflame for the description of these characters. 733 00:34:25,539 --> 00:34:28,740 They're up on a hill and this bends around. 734 00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:33,860 So I'm going to picture like your wall of water isn't obscuring your way around, 735 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:40,660 but but is blocking at least some line of sight from from the war machine. 736 00:34:42,019 --> 00:34:46,420 Is it possible that some of the creatures whose hands were reaching toward the boat 737 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:49,620 have been lifted up into this wall of water and now they're like, 738 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,380 Oh, is it just filled with bodies? 739 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,099 Yeah, I like that. 740 00:34:52,099 --> 00:34:56,660 So yeah, it's definitely filled with souls and bodies drifting down the river. 741 00:34:57,380 --> 00:35:01,620 So yeah, as it pulls up like the hands pull away from the boat 742 00:35:02,339 --> 00:35:06,819 as a kind of a vacuum effect, pulling some of this away and up into the wall. 743 00:35:06,819 --> 00:35:12,420 So in the wall, you see all these ghostly and gaunt images of skeletal and 744 00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:17,699 and ghost like figures like trying to swim through it and up through it and 745 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:22,900 trying to get back out towards you that they now see and are staring down towards you. 746 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:24,500 This is mildly terrifying. 747 00:35:25,139 --> 00:35:26,500 That's a good break for commercial. 748 00:35:32,099 --> 00:35:32,980 Welcome to the middle. 749 00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:34,900 It's me your Dungeon Master Russ More. 750 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,420 Thank you for being here with us. 751 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:37,779 Welcome to the new year. 752 00:35:37,779 --> 00:35:42,900 It's our first episode and we're so excited to be releasing new episodes again. 753 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:48,259 It feels like it's been a bit little rusty getting back into it, but it's here now. 754 00:35:48,259 --> 00:35:52,500 And we got Cicero and we got Kyle and a little 755 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:58,019 I guess rundown of how this next little bit is going to work. 756 00:35:58,019 --> 00:36:02,259 The last time we saw Mooklim and Sully and Agath, they hit a point. 757 00:36:02,259 --> 00:36:03,860 I'm not going to spoil anything. 758 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:05,460 If you haven't listened to that episode yet, 759 00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:08,659 maybe you're just listening to this timeline, but they hit a point where 760 00:36:09,699 --> 00:36:13,059 it makes sense to put a little pause on that story. 761 00:36:13,619 --> 00:36:16,099 So we've got a little catching up to do with this story. 762 00:36:16,099 --> 00:36:21,780 We will be streamlining just to this story for the next several episodes 763 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:27,380 until there comes a point at which we remerge again. 764 00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:28,820 That's what's going to happen. 765 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:32,500 Also wanted to let you know that we're refreshing our Patreon tiers 766 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:35,860 and opening up different ways to support the show. 767 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:36,660 That's happening. 768 00:36:37,380 --> 00:36:42,420 That review and refresh is happening throughout January, launching again in February. 769 00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:47,780 Patrons know, but you now know there's no game time in January, 770 00:36:47,780 --> 00:36:53,940 which is the tier in Patreon where we get to play a game with four of our patrons. 771 00:36:53,940 --> 00:36:58,179 That's not happening in January because we're doing this as refresh and re-image. 772 00:36:58,820 --> 00:37:01,300 And then everything's going to launch back in February. 773 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:04,179 And we're very excited for some of the things that are coming. 774 00:37:04,179 --> 00:37:10,820 One of the main things is we're going to move away from the goals aspect of Patreon. 775 00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:14,579 We feel like it's just dangling things that we really just want to do. 776 00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:17,300 So I guess a little sneak peek. 777 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:18,900 Game time's coming back. 778 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:22,099 We're going to be doing some regular streamed live shows, 779 00:37:22,099 --> 00:37:24,339 which are going to be included for patrons. 780 00:37:24,339 --> 00:37:28,500 But also we're going to be selling tickets for 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Thank you so much for being here. 801 00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:24,980 We hope you had a wonderful holiday season and a happy new year. 802 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:28,820 And like, I want to say so much about what we have recorded 803 00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:31,860 because we have so much recorded, but I can't. 804 00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:32,740 I just can't. 805 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:34,900 Okay? Stop asking. 806 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,980 Let's get you back to the episode before I spill something. 807 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:41,860 Okay. Have a great day. 808 00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:42,820 I'll talk to you soon. 809 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:44,660 Okay, bye. 810 00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:48,340 We'll say you've gone ahead another 40 feet. 811 00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:52,340 You hear like the grinding of this of this war machine. 812 00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:57,220 Smiler is who's been just an asshole. 813 00:38:57,220 --> 00:39:00,100 Who has been an asshole more than anything. 814 00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:04,980 Is going to cast Otto's Irresistible Dance 815 00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:06,019 because that's more fun. 816 00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:11,059 Otto's Irresistible Dance on Vorunax. 817 00:39:11,059 --> 00:39:12,260 He's going to try on Vorunax. 818 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:13,300 Wisdom save. 819 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:15,220 Wisdom save. You've got it. 820 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:18,980 That is a 29. 821 00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:23,700 Yeah. So you see up on the hill, he's beginning to dance 822 00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:25,860 and like there's these colors coming out of his hands 823 00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:27,860 and greens and grays and blues. 824 00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:32,420 And this force like waves out up. 825 00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:34,500 It follows up and over the wall 826 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:37,060 and hits you square in the chest, Vorunax. 827 00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:40,900 And you feel in your head like this music playing 828 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:47,220 but manage to through whatever means you fight it off. 829 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:48,420 Manage to fight it off. 830 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:51,539 I would assume it's even more fiery dance moves in comparison. 831 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:54,340 You like break dance repellent. 832 00:39:56,099 --> 00:39:57,139 He got served. 833 00:39:58,260 --> 00:40:00,740 Drive in and just hit him with a wave. 834 00:40:01,619 --> 00:40:05,460 Okay. You steer there Bill. 835 00:40:06,579 --> 00:40:08,099 Badrick and Bill go hop in 836 00:40:08,099 --> 00:40:10,659 and you hear the scream of the soul coin 837 00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:12,500 as they put it into this war machine 838 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:15,860 and it fires up and begins careening down towards the water. 839 00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:17,219 Here, let's go to Nighthunter. 840 00:40:17,219 --> 00:40:18,659 You look over and Grancis is like, 841 00:40:18,659 --> 00:40:20,739 I forgot to study for the test everybody. 842 00:40:20,739 --> 00:40:21,619 I'm just reading my book. 843 00:40:22,339 --> 00:40:23,460 That is okay old man. 844 00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:25,779 I'll be ready by the time we get to Orcus. 845 00:40:27,059 --> 00:40:31,619 Out of one of her, don't know the name of it, 846 00:40:31,619 --> 00:40:34,179 thing on her back that is like a quiver 847 00:40:34,179 --> 00:40:35,940 but carries her javelins. 848 00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:37,139 Her jiver. 849 00:40:37,139 --> 00:40:37,779 Yes. 850 00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:38,500 That's the one. 851 00:40:39,460 --> 00:40:42,820 From that, yes and, from her jiver, 852 00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:48,820 she takes a javelin out and aims at who can she see? 853 00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:50,500 Are these people still on top? 854 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,700 Is Smiler on top? 855 00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:53,860 Smiler's up on top. 856 00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:57,300 His war machine, his two-wheeled war machine is up on top. 857 00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:01,140 The bigger war machine is careening down this hill 858 00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:03,540 so you kind of lose line of sight of it 859 00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:04,900 behind the wall of water 860 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,820 but you could still see Smiler from there. 861 00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:08,100 I'm going for Smiler 862 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:11,620 and I'm going to throw my javelin at him. 863 00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:16,180 That was a wild ride for 23, 24. 864 00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:17,620 Both of them. 865 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:22,340 Okay for nine and then she's gonna take out 866 00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:23,860 like a second javelin. 867 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:28,900 She came prepared for a 29. 868 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:29,700 Yep. 869 00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:32,980 And 12 damage. 870 00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:34,900 Both of these javelins fly through the air 871 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,660 as he's cheering on the war machine 872 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,180 as it's going down towards. 873 00:41:38,180 --> 00:41:39,300 And like they sink in. 874 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,500 Where are you gonna hit him? 875 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,139 I want like shoulder shoulder 876 00:41:43,139 --> 00:41:44,660 or like pectoral pectoral. 877 00:41:44,660 --> 00:41:45,619 Okay, yeah. 878 00:41:45,619 --> 00:41:46,119 Yeah. 879 00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:49,460 They hit like the first one into the shoulder 880 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,660 and sticks back down 881 00:41:50,660 --> 00:41:53,220 and then the second one as he looks up and sees it 882 00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:54,420 hits him in the second one 883 00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:57,220 and he falls backwards but he's propped up. 884 00:41:57,220 --> 00:41:59,460 So he's leaning back and stuck. 885 00:42:00,099 --> 00:42:01,300 He's in a stuck position 886 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,780 with these javelins skewered through him 887 00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:06,820 lets out a scream and with that scream 888 00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:10,100 like this this lush green rain forest 889 00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:12,260 kind of churns around him 890 00:42:12,260 --> 00:42:14,900 and is now enveloping the area he was in. 891 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:16,260 I think I broke him. 892 00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:20,580 The war machine comes down and crashes into the water 893 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:23,860 and you see Badrick and Bill just in the nick of time 894 00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:26,019 jump off but then fall into the water 895 00:42:26,019 --> 00:42:28,260 behind the war machine 896 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:29,140 and you see them 897 00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:34,820 through the wall of water being grabbed at 898 00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:37,940 and they're like, oh, oh, no, no, smile, smile. 899 00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:39,300 Oh, he left us. 900 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:41,620 Oh, Meg is gonna be so upset. 901 00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:44,660 But with that a big wave comes towards you. 902 00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:50,180 Dance, make a piloting check. 903 00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:57,220 Probably a dexterity or intelligence. 904 00:42:57,220 --> 00:43:00,660 Whichever you prefer, knowledge of boats 905 00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:03,620 or ability to react to what's coming. 906 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,180 All right, I got it. 907 00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:07,780 Or something else if you can justify. 908 00:43:07,780 --> 00:43:08,580 Dirty 20. 909 00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:10,420 Love it. 910 00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:12,740 So describe the scene that you narrow. 911 00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:16,260 You avoid capsizing. 912 00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:17,860 Great. 913 00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:18,260 Right. 914 00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:20,260 But yeah, describe the scene as you avoid 915 00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:24,100 this wave that's breaking through your wall of water 916 00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:26,980 and coming towards your boat. 917 00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:32,420 So there was this movie that was based on a true story 918 00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:36,580 off the shore of Massachusetts 919 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:40,420 and I think Marky Mark was in it or something like that 920 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:44,260 and so there's this just this wave 921 00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:46,100 this giant wave of water 922 00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:48,740 and so the boat is coming up 923 00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:51,700 and you see the hands are coming 924 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:57,780 and somehow the boat still is still gaining momentum 925 00:43:58,340 --> 00:44:03,700 as it's going up this giant wall of water 926 00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:08,020 and then like as we get to the top 927 00:44:08,820 --> 00:44:14,340 like the top of the boat is out of the water 928 00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:20,980 and from the sides you can see Smiler on the ridge 929 00:44:22,340 --> 00:44:25,140 and look down and see the wall of water 930 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:32,100 as the boat finally comes down on top of the wave. 931 00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:35,140 There's a huge splash as the boat hits down 932 00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:40,500 and almost it propelled by a motor 933 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:43,700 like all of you like hit your stride at the exact right moment 934 00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:48,340 and all of your oars begin paddling into this turn 935 00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:49,780 that you have created here 936 00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:55,140 begin motoring down this very still water that lays before you. 937 00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:59,940 You hear murmured cries of pain and despair 938 00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:03,460 as Bill and Badrick are sucked into the river sticks 939 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:06,740 and Smiler is trying to get himself off of the skewers 940 00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:09,780 and you see ahead of you 941 00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:17,940 Dents would know it as a portal to the Plane of Infinite Portals 942 00:45:17,940 --> 00:45:22,659 or Pezunia which is your way out of Avernus 943 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:26,179 and the only way to get towards 944 00:45:26,179 --> 00:45:31,860 where your new fare needs to go down into the abyss. 945 00:45:34,740 --> 00:45:35,380 Pezunia! 946 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:46,420 And we keep paddling and so Dents is on the till, right? 947 00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:47,139 On the tiller. 948 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:50,099 Shout out to John McCain. 949 00:45:57,380 --> 00:46:02,340 So yeah so we're he is he is paddling with one hand 950 00:46:03,139 --> 00:46:07,940 concentrating he's grabbing the tiller with the other hand 951 00:46:07,940 --> 00:46:12,740 and concentrating on the water and the wall of water 952 00:46:13,620 --> 00:46:17,300 with with the the rest of his brain 953 00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:21,060 as well as his eyes is looking towards this portal 954 00:46:21,060 --> 00:46:26,340 and he goes Pezunia and and and points Pezunia 955 00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:32,900 and starts directing the boat directly towards the portals. 956 00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:37,140 It's is that is that is this part of this the portal? 957 00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:45,460 Well sure well I mean my job is to get you from point A 958 00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:48,739 through Avernus. 959 00:46:49,779 --> 00:46:52,659 This is the way this is the way. 960 00:46:53,779 --> 00:46:59,460 This is the way this is the way I I believe you hear rumbling 961 00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:02,659 sounds of more infernal war machines coming from behind you 962 00:47:02,659 --> 00:47:05,059 and Dents you look behind you and you see 963 00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:10,179 uh like almost the entire fleet of Mad Maggie's 964 00:47:10,179 --> 00:47:14,579 infernal war machines and you see Mad Maggie sitting on top of one of them 965 00:47:14,579 --> 00:47:18,900 and she's looking down at Smiler and like off in the distance towards you 966 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:21,860 as you disappear through this portal and you hear just a 967 00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:29,460 shrill scream of hatred echoing out as you are sucked into this new area. 968 00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:38,659 Um I think she was happy. 969 00:47:39,219 --> 00:47:41,059 I I think so too. 970 00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:42,019 I think she was happy. 971 00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:44,900 Sounded like the shriek of a happy person. 972 00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:46,420 Yes yes. 973 00:47:47,460 --> 00:47:52,019 Before you you see the land or the first layer 974 00:47:52,019 --> 00:47:54,259 abyssal layer of Pezunia. 975 00:47:54,259 --> 00:47:55,139 Pezuntite. 976 00:47:55,139 --> 00:47:59,299 It is a too slow too slow. 977 00:48:01,860 --> 00:48:03,139 That's what we call a callback. 978 00:48:03,139 --> 00:48:03,539 Yeah that's right. 979 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:05,940 Yeah yeah. 980 00:48:11,779 --> 00:48:13,379 Everybody's on the same page though. 981 00:48:13,379 --> 00:48:14,339 Good yeah. 982 00:48:14,339 --> 00:48:17,940 You see the vast land of Pezunia stretch out before you 983 00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:23,299 as you're moving down this now slow grade waterfall. 984 00:48:24,099 --> 00:48:30,819 The land is covered with rocky windswept barrens dotted with huge pits of like black 985 00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:35,860 ichor canyons that are carved wide through this land. 986 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:40,820 It's lit by this huge dark red sun 987 00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:44,580 and there's an iron fortresses that dot the entire landscape. 988 00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:49,860 There are these winged creatures you hear calling up above 989 00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:54,660 screams and they begin circling the boat as you enter 990 00:48:55,620 --> 00:48:58,980 and are following you as you move down across this. 991 00:48:58,980 --> 00:49:03,940 The river ahead of you splits off into several different tributaries 992 00:49:03,940 --> 00:49:07,460 all of which you see have different portals at the end of them. 993 00:49:08,340 --> 00:49:12,420 You well clearly you guys 994 00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:18,820 know how to make opposite friends 995 00:49:20,980 --> 00:49:25,380 and I can see why because you guys want to still go to Thanatos. 996 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:26,820 Are you sure you want to do that? 997 00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:31,620 I mean I'm I'm still I'm still game for this. 998 00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:36,660 Yeah I mean it's where we have we have to be to save the world or whatever. 999 00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:41,059 Oh yeah that's why we're doing this I kind of forgot. 1000 00:49:41,059 --> 00:49:45,140 It looks like the night hunter fell asleep so I'll speak for them. 1001 00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:45,940 They're on board. 1002 00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:49,220 They're they're in it to win it. 1003 00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:54,660 A game 110 percent ready to just kick Orcus butt. 1004 00:49:57,220 --> 00:50:00,340 Don't dance yeah yeah that's that's where we're needing to go. 1005 00:50:01,539 --> 00:50:07,460 While we're heading that way can I cast major image so that we just look like we're just 1006 00:50:08,019 --> 00:50:11,380 just uh are we still on the river is still going through or 1007 00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:14,019 yeah that we just look like river. 1008 00:50:14,820 --> 00:50:16,340 Oh okay okay. 1009 00:50:16,340 --> 00:50:20,580 So do they the creatures can't see us I mean if they try and touch us they 1010 00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:24,740 will learn that we are not just river we are boat. 1011 00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:31,940 Um but otherwise um yeah like I can't damage anything or anything but I can cast a 1012 00:50:31,940 --> 00:50:37,060 pretty powerful illusion including sound smells temperature appropriate to the thing you depict. 1013 00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:46,260 All right you cast that boat basically disappears for these creatures above and you see them um 1014 00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:52,500 you do this as they begin like swooping down um and they land on like the river 1015 00:50:52,500 --> 00:51:01,780 bank and they're watching where you were and are surrounding um and the you you're moving down 1016 00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:06,980 at a at a slower pace still moving as quickly as you can but you can only move so fast 1017 00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:12,980 and they begin like crashing into the water themselves trying to figure out where you are 1018 00:51:12,980 --> 00:51:21,619 and they do this a five yeah miss on both sides of you trying to figure out a location 1019 00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:28,259 just as you're rounding a final bend to get towards this open portal one of them 1020 00:51:29,059 --> 00:51:35,380 you look up and you see it's coming right for you we have anybody one one moment reaction 1021 00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:37,380 before it crashes into you. 1022 00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:39,779 How how heavy are these birds? 1023 00:51:39,779 --> 00:51:43,859 As they get nearer towards you and you like see them they're they're humanoid size 1024 00:51:43,859 --> 00:51:49,699 so they're like five to seven feet tall big long wingspan so they're pretty pretty large. 1025 00:51:50,260 --> 00:51:51,460 Oh okay. 1026 00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:55,780 So put them at two to three hundred pounds. 1027 00:51:55,780 --> 00:52:07,780 All right well then uh dense would like to cast cloud of daggers so uh I put a cloud 1028 00:52:07,780 --> 00:52:17,460 of spinning daggers just just above the boat okay that that are spinning around and any 1029 00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:23,860 creature when it enters the spell area has to take uh 4d force lashing damage. 1030 00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:28,740 All right uh we're gonna we're gonna say that it definitely does hit it's because it's it's 1031 00:52:28,740 --> 00:52:33,940 like bee lining for your location it doesn't necessarily know you're there but um it goes 1032 00:52:33,940 --> 00:52:41,220 and it hits those daggers and you see like for what this creature this hideous bane popping 1033 00:52:42,180 --> 00:52:51,380 grotesque like flesh sloughing off of its face creature um is it looks like an immediate 1034 00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:58,820 sense of panic and lets out a call and continues down forwards and hits into the boat dispersing 1035 00:52:58,820 --> 00:53:04,020 the daggers behind it which ripples out your effect and they all begin swarming 1036 00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:06,900 and bombing your location as you're getting close to. 1037 00:53:06,900 --> 00:53:11,059 Dumbgeons and Dragons season two episode 141 starring Amy More as Thea and Night Hunter, 1038 00:53:11,059 --> 00:53:17,139 Carla Maxted as Lipsinki, Tom Laird as Flint, with Kyle Claset as Vorunax, Cicero Holmes as 1039 00:53:17,139 --> 00:53:22,340 Dents, and Russ More as your dungeon master. 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